two thousand, one hundred and sixty-one

2nd September 2010 3:05 pm

Somerfield, Hall Green

Moderate

Carrying milk

two thousand, one hundred and sixty

2nd September 2010 2:35 pm

Hall

Moderate to strong

Coming in from the car carrying five items (bag of rubbish, baby bag, handbag (wife), coat (wife), cardigan (wife))

two thousand, one hundred and fifty-nine

1st September 2010 7:52 am

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Sending a tweet

two thousand, one hundred and fifty-eight

1st September 2010 7:41 am

Kitchen

Moderate

Transfering an egg from saucepan to egg-cup

two thousand, one hundred and fifty-seven

31st August 2010 5:54 pm

Kitchen, Dorridge

Moderate

Walking through to look at how the timed cat food boxes work

two thousand, one hundred and fifty-six

31st August 2010 8:24 am

Dining room

Moderate

Retrieving a passport to be used as ID when collecting a parcel

two thousand, one hundred and fifty-five

30th August 2010 7:25 am

George St, Edinburgh

Moderate to strong

An Estrella Damm bus shelter advertisement

two thousand, one hundred and fifty-four

30th August 2010 5:55 am

Room 204, Roxburghe Hotel, Edinburgh

Moderate to strong

BBC Breakfast going round the Mulberry Bush (tree)

two thousand, one hundred and fifty-three

29th August 2010 4:47 pm

Tapa, Hanover St, Edinburgh

Moderate

A shame that when a place actually does cafe con leche, I don’t want one

two thousand, one hundred and fifty-two

29th August 2010 10:10 am

Robot Room, Dean Gallery, Edinburgh

Moderate

A handover

two thousand, one hundred and fifty-one

29th August 2010 10:09 am

Robot Room, Dean Gallery, Edinburgh

Moderate

Stumbling steps

two thousand, one hundred and fifty

27th August 2010 5:09 am

Bedroom

Moderate

About to carry a baby downstairs

two thousand, one hundred and forty-nine

26th August 2010 2:23 pm

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Kitson interviewed by Stewart Lee on Resonance FM in 2003 (via YouTube)

two thousand, one hundred and forty-eight

26th August 2010 1:52 pm

TV/living room

Strong

Tweetdeck scrolling

two thousand, one hundred and forty-seven

25th August 2010 6:09 pm

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Nick Clegg standing in for David Cameron on Channel 4 News

two thousand, one hundred and forty-six

25th August 2010 5:10 pm

Hall

Moderate to strong

Conversation up the stairs re Co-op/Somerfield’s reduced prices on baby fruit pots

two thousand, one hundred and forty-five

25th August 2010 6:40 am

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Sport reeling after bloodgate revelations etc

two thousand, one hundred and forty-four

25th August 2010 6:08 am

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Checking the morning messages

two thousand, one hundred and forty-three

23rd August 2010 6:49 pm

Child’s room

Moderate to strong

Trying to leave the room, quietly

two thousand, one hundred and forty-two

23rd August 2010 9:37 am

Bathroom

Moderate to strong

Cleaning my teeth

two thousand, one hundred and forty-one

22nd August 2010 8:13 am

Room 518, Dragon Hotel, Swansea

Moderate

Emerging from the bathroom

two thousand, one hundred and forty

22nd August 2010 7:46 am

Restaurant-breakfast area, Dragon Hotel, Swansea

Moderate

Breakfast, to the tune of When The Going Gets tough, The Tough Get Going” by Billy Ocean

two thousand, one hundred and thirty-nine

21st August 2010 5:01 pm

Lounge/diner, Swansea

Moderate

Whether she prefers Driver Dan or Iggle Piggle

two thousand, one hundred and thirty-eight

21st August 2010 1:23 pm

Lounge/diner, Swansea

Moderate to strong

Disney’s ownership of Pixar

two thousand, one hundred and thirty-seven

21st August 2010 1:09 pm

Lounge/diner, Swansea

Moderate

Leaning across Kristian for a serviette (made it just in time)

two thousand, one hundred and thirty-six

19th August 2010 8:14 pm

TV/living room

Moderate

A baby with a cold, again

two thousand, one hundred and thirty-five

19th August 2010 2:54 pm

Car, outside the house

Strong

Guarding a sleeping baby as a neighbour prepares to trim a fir tree

two thousand, one hundred and thirty-four

18th August 2010 5:44 pm

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

“The ball followed the Tombliboos all the way back to the Tombliboo bush

two thousand, one hundred and thirty-three

18th August 2010 1:09 pm

Car, outside the house

Moderate

2nd point of a 3-point turn

two thousand, one hundred and thirty-two

17th August 2010 8:39 am

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Big Monkey has a hat (a plastic beaker)

two thousand, one hundred and thirty-one

16th August 2010 7:30 am

Kitchen

Moderate

Taking the kettle to the tap

two thousand, one hundred and thirty

14th August 2010 11:47 am

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Holding a small plate containing one fish finger and 89 baked beans (approx)

two thousand, one hundred and twenty-nine

14th August 2010 11:05 am

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Between turning the kettle on and the washing machine off

two thousand, one hundred and twenty-eight

13th August 2010 10:22 am

Dining room

Moderate

James Ward relating his ‘fight’ story on Absolute (podcast version)

two thousand, one hundred and twenty-seven

12th August 2010 6:13 am

Bedroom

Moderate

Using the Car Tax as a clue to when we bought our car

two thousand, one hundred and twenty-six

11th August 2010 2:21 pm

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Diary

two thousand, one hundred and twenty-five

11th August 2010 10:06 am

Hall

Moderate to strong

Writing previous sneeze in the Sneezecount notebook

two thousand, one hundred and twenty-four

11th August 2010 10:05 am

Hall

Moderate to strong

Putting hat and sunglasses back in bag

two thousand, one hundred and twenty-three

9th August 2010 1:03 pm

Bedroom

Moderate

Test match Special, diary

two thousand, one hundred and twenty-two

9th August 2010 7:19 am

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

“Look at that tongue”

two thousand, one hundred and twenty-one

8th August 2010 7:54 am

Kitchen

Moderate

Preparing the bottles

two thousand, one hundred and twenty

7th August 2010 6:19 am

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Lisa Appignanesi’s Cabaret

two thousand, one hundred and nineteen

4th August 2010 7:14 am

TV/living room

Moderate

Tweet Tweet is behind the settee

two thousand, one hundred and eighteen

3rd August 2010 6:26 am

TV/living room

Moderate

Enter the breakfast

two thousand, one hundred and seventeen

2nd August 2010 5:53 pm

Stairs

Moderate to strong

Descending

two thousand, one hundred and sixteen

2nd August 2010 5:20 pm

Garden

Moderate to strong

Antibiotics time

two thousand, one hundred and fifteen

2nd August 2010 9:58 am

Field next to Sarehole Mill

Moderate to strong

David Bowie, Hunky Dory, Quicksand

two thousand, one hundred and fourteen

1st August 2010 7:35 pm

Bathroom

Moderate to strong

Washing my hands

two thousand, one hundred and thirteen

1st August 2010 6:57 pm

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Stewart Lee on Johnny Vegas

two thousand, one hundred and twelve

31st July 2010 7:58 pm

Child’s room

Moderate to strong

Turning on the in-cot music/light box

two thousand, one hundred and eleven

31st July 2010 9:25 am

Dining room

Moderate

Pointing at a windmill

two thousand, one hundred and ten

30th July 2010 4:49 pm

Hall, Highbury Hall, Moseley

Moderate

“There’s a higher margin on the more expensive product”

two thousand, one hundred and nine

29th July 2010 6:09 pm

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Searching for “david foster wallace” on the Penguin website

two thousand, one hundred and eight

27th July 2010 6:30 pm

Child’s room

Moderate to strong

A bedtime bottle of milk for a baby who can’t breathe through her nose

two thousand, one hundred and seven

27th July 2010 10:14 am

Car, Blackford Road, Solihull

Moderate

Whereto now?

two thousand, one hundred and six

25th July 2010 3:52 pm

Kitchen

Strong

Adjusting the kitchen scales

two thousand, one hundred and five

25th July 2010 12:31 pm

Reception area, Nature Centre, Birmingham

Moderate

Paying to get in

two thousand, one hundred and four

23rd July 2010 1:16 pm

Dickens Heath

Moderate to strong

The getting out of the car proceedure

two thousand, one hundred and three

23rd July 2010 5:32 am

TV/living room

Strong

Having just descended with bag, phones, laptop

two thousand, one hundred and two

22nd July 2010 8:55 am

TV/living room

Moderate

Trying to keep a baby asleep

two thousand, one hundred and one

22nd July 2010 6:56 am

TV/living room

Moderate

Closong laptop to deal with request for exact wording of text message

two thousand, one hundred

21st July 2010 6:34 am

TV/living roon

Moderate

Colin Montgomerie

two thousand and ninety-nine

20th July 2010 8:49 am

Car, carpark, Cocks Moors Woods Leisure Centre

Mild

Looking for a space

two thousand and ninety-eight

18th July 2010 10:22 am

Car, Blenheim Road, Moseley

Moderate to strong

A sleeping baby and the Sunday Times Culture section

two thousand and ninety-seven

17th July 2010 9:08 am

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Adjustments: tea, Weetabix, DAB radio

two thousand and ninety-six

17th July 2010 7:40 am

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Sneezecount notebook

two thousand and ninety-five

17th July 2010 7:39 am

Bedroom

Moderate

Book review in the Globe and Mail

two thousand and ninety-four

16th July 2010 2:17 pm

John Lewis “The Place To Eat”, Solihull

Moderate to strong

Availability of a given trouser waist size

two thousand and ninety-three

16th July 2010 9:03 am

Kitchen

Moderate

Adding milk to tea

two thousand and ninety-two

15th July 2010 11:49 am

Kitchen

Moderate

Mushrooms?

two thousand and ninety-one

14th July 2010 3:55 pm

Front path

Moderate

Parents talking to neighbour

two thousand and ninety

14th July 2010 3:55 pm

Outside the house

Moderate

Returning from the Toby

two thousand and eighty-nine

14th July 2010 12:57 pm

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Cleaning morsels off the high-chair

two thousand and eighty-eight

13th July 2010 3:55 pm

6th floor, Travel Lodge, Covent Garden

Moderate to strong

Just got out of the lift

two thousand and eighty-seven

13th July 2010 2:29 pm

Room 671, Travel Lodge, Covent Garden

Moderate to strong

A baby on a window sill

two thousand and eighty-six

13th July 2010 12:16 pm

Covent Garden

Moderate to strong

Lunch?

two thousand and eighty-five

13th July 2010 6:59 am

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Some hokey-cokey on Chuggington

two thousand and eighty-four

12th July 2010 7:38 am

Bathroom

Moderate

Looking in the mirror

two thousand and eighty-three

12th July 2010 6:51 am

Kitchen

Moderate

Ready Brek flakes in the atmosphere

two thousand and eighty-two

11th July 2010 10:10 pm

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Sunday night is bin night

two thousand and eighty-one

11th July 2010 11:15 am

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Refreshing an Amazon books page

two thousand and eighty

10th July 2010 7:02 am

Kitchen

Moderate

Some piffle on Five Live about Silverstone

two thousand and seventy-nine

9th July 2010 12:10 pm

Ikea Cafe, Coventry

Moderate

Exiting the Unsupervised Play Area

two thousand and seventy-eight

8th July 2010 8:49 pm

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

A photo of the Danny O’Brien recording of Shift Run Stop on Oblomovka

two thousand and seventy-seven

7th July 2010 12:59 pm

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Kettle on, sending a text message

two thousand and seventy-six

7th July 2010 6:31 am

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Jon Bounds has a lot of notes on Clay Shirky

two thousand and seventy-five

7th July 2010 6:30 am

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

“Good morning, this is Breakfast with… “

two thousand and seventy-four

6th July 2010 8:30 am

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

A picture book picture of a cat

two thousand and seventy-three

5th July 2010 10:10 am

Dunsmore Road, Hall Green

Moderate to strong

Seaside rock on ShiftRunStop

two thousand and seventy-two

5th July 2010 7:31 am

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Twitter, James Ward, clouds. No vuvuzelas.

two thousand and seventy-one

4th July 2010 8:07 pm

Bedroom

Strong

Writing diary for last Tuesday

two thousand and seventy

4th July 2010 3:55 pm

Kitchen, Dorridge

Strong

Nadal as a “physical specimen”

two thousand and sixty-nine

4th July 2010 3:44 pm

TV/living room, Dorridge

Moderate

Answering that, yes, I am still counting them

two thousand and sixty-eight

4th July 2010 3:44 pm

TV/living room, Dorridge

Moderate

Deleting text messages

two thousand and sixty-seven

1st July 2010 8:54 am

Landing

Moderate to strong

Disposal of a nappy

two thousand and sixty-six

1st July 2010 8:16 am

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

The floor, a magazine, a baby

two thousand and sixty-five

30th June 2010 7:25 am

TV/living room

Moderate

Logging in to Internet banking (the money’s not come through yet…)

two thousand and sixty-four

29th June 2010 9:02 pm

TV/living room

Strong

Wowser, and the start of the “Ten O’Clock News”

two thousand and sixty-three

28th June 2010 8:39 am

Dining room

Moderate

Googling Matthew Crosby for the link in Sneeze 2,060

two thousand and sixty-two

28th June 2010 8:19 am

Dining room

Strong

I always think “Start The Week is interesting, I must listen to the rest of it on the podcast”, and never do