two thousand, one hundred and sixty-one
2nd September 2010 3:05 pmSomerfield, Hall Green
Moderate
Carrying milk
Somerfield, Hall Green
Moderate
Carrying milk
Hall
Moderate to strong
Coming in from the car carrying five items (bag of rubbish, baby bag, handbag (wife), coat (wife), cardigan (wife))
Dining room
Moderate to strong
Sending a tweet
Kitchen
Moderate
Transfering an egg from saucepan to egg-cup
Kitchen, Dorridge
Moderate
Walking through to look at how the timed cat food boxes work
Dining room
Moderate
Retrieving a passport to be used as ID when collecting a parcel
George St, Edinburgh
Moderate to strong
An Estrella Damm bus shelter advertisement
Room 204, Roxburghe Hotel, Edinburgh
Moderate to strong
BBC Breakfast going round the Mulberry Bush (tree)
Tapa, Hanover St, Edinburgh
Moderate
A shame that when a place actually does cafe con leche, I don’t want one
Robot Room, Dean Gallery, Edinburgh
Moderate
A handover
Robot Room, Dean Gallery, Edinburgh
Moderate
Stumbling steps
Bedroom
Moderate
About to carry a baby downstairs
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Kitson interviewed by Stewart Lee on Resonance FM in 2003 (via YouTube)
TV/living room
Strong
Tweetdeck scrolling
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Nick Clegg standing in for David Cameron on Channel 4 News
Hall
Moderate to strong
Conversation up the stairs re Co-op/Somerfield’s reduced prices on baby fruit pots
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Sport reeling after bloodgate revelations etc
Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Checking the morning messages
Child’s room
Moderate to strong
Trying to leave the room, quietly
Bathroom
Moderate to strong
Cleaning my teeth
Room 518, Dragon Hotel, Swansea
Moderate
Emerging from the bathroom
Restaurant-breakfast area, Dragon Hotel, Swansea
Moderate
Breakfast, to the tune of When The Going Gets tough, The Tough Get Going” by Billy Ocean
Lounge/diner, Swansea
Moderate
Whether she prefers Driver Dan or Iggle Piggle
Lounge/diner, Swansea
Moderate to strong
Disney’s ownership of Pixar
Lounge/diner, Swansea
Moderate
Leaning across Kristian for a serviette (made it just in time)
TV/living room
Moderate
A baby with a cold, again
Car, outside the house
Strong
Guarding a sleeping baby as a neighbour prepares to trim a fir tree
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
“The ball followed the Tombliboos all the way back to the Tombliboo bush
Car, outside the house
Moderate
2nd point of a 3-point turn
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Big Monkey has a hat (a plastic beaker)
Kitchen
Moderate
Taking the kettle to the tap
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Holding a small plate containing one fish finger and 89 baked beans (approx)
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Between turning the kettle on and the washing machine off
Bedroom
Moderate
Using the Car Tax as a clue to when we bought our car
Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Diary
Hall
Moderate to strong
Writing previous sneeze in the Sneezecount notebook
Hall
Moderate to strong
Putting hat and sunglasses back in bag
Bedroom
Moderate
Test match Special, diary
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
“Look at that tongue”
Kitchen
Moderate
Preparing the bottles
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Lisa Appignanesi’s Cabaret
TV/living room
Moderate
Tweet Tweet is behind the settee
TV/living room
Moderate
Enter the breakfast
Stairs
Moderate to strong
Descending
Garden
Moderate to strong
Antibiotics time
Field next to Sarehole Mill
Moderate to strong
David Bowie, Hunky Dory, Quicksand
Bathroom
Moderate to strong
Washing my hands
Child’s room
Moderate to strong
Turning on the in-cot music/light box
Dining room
Moderate
Pointing at a windmill
Hall, Highbury Hall, Moseley
Moderate
“There’s a higher margin on the more expensive product”
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Searching for “david foster wallace” on the Penguin website
Child’s room
Moderate to strong
A bedtime bottle of milk for a baby who can’t breathe through her nose
Car, Blackford Road, Solihull
Moderate
Whereto now?
Kitchen
Strong
Adjusting the kitchen scales
Reception area, Nature Centre, Birmingham
Moderate
Paying to get in
Dickens Heath
Moderate to strong
The getting out of the car proceedure
TV/living room
Strong
Having just descended with bag, phones, laptop
TV/living room
Moderate
Trying to keep a baby asleep
TV/living room
Moderate
Closong laptop to deal with request for exact wording of text message
TV/living roon
Moderate
Colin Montgomerie
Car, carpark, Cocks Moors Woods Leisure Centre
Mild
Looking for a space
Car, Blenheim Road, Moseley
Moderate to strong
A sleeping baby and the Sunday Times Culture section
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Adjustments: tea, Weetabix, DAB radio
Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Sneezecount notebook
Bedroom
Moderate
Book review in the Globe and Mail
John Lewis “The Place To Eat”, Solihull
Moderate to strong
Availability of a given trouser waist size
Kitchen
Moderate
Adding milk to tea
Kitchen
Moderate
Mushrooms?
Front path
Moderate
Parents talking to neighbour
Outside the house
Moderate
Returning from the Toby
Dining room
Moderate to strong
Cleaning morsels off the high-chair
6th floor, Travel Lodge, Covent Garden
Moderate to strong
Just got out of the lift
Room 671, Travel Lodge, Covent Garden
Moderate to strong
A baby on a window sill
Covent Garden
Moderate to strong
Lunch?
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Some hokey-cokey on Chuggington
Bathroom
Moderate
Looking in the mirror
Kitchen
Moderate
Ready Brek flakes in the atmosphere
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Sunday night is bin night
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Refreshing an Amazon books page
Kitchen
Moderate
Some piffle on Five Live about Silverstone
Ikea Cafe, Coventry
Moderate
Exiting the Unsupervised Play Area
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Kettle on, sending a text message
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
“Good morning, this is Breakfast with… “
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
A picture book picture of a cat
Bedroom
Strong
Writing diary for last Tuesday
Kitchen, Dorridge
Strong
Nadal as a “physical specimen”
TV/living room, Dorridge
Moderate
Answering that, yes, I am still counting them
TV/living room, Dorridge
Moderate
Deleting text messages
Landing
Moderate to strong
Disposal of a nappy
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
The floor, a magazine, a baby
TV/living room
Moderate
Logging in to Internet banking (the money’s not come through yet…)
Dining room
Moderate
Googling Matthew Crosby for the link in Sneeze 2,060
Dining room
Strong
I always think “Start The Week is interesting, I must listen to the rest of it on the podcast”, and never do